What a week!

 I have been having major site issues, spam overload in the comments.  I couldn’t get into it for a few days and when I finally did I noticed that my comment overload was due to two very loyal “fans”. 

And so I thought what better way to celebrate the cleanup of my comments then to dedicate this post to those ever so annoying and persistant spammers.

Dear Wealthy forgienor

I am truly sorry to hear of your financial perdicament.  Transfering millions of dollars from one bank to another must indeed be a very time consuming process, expecailly given the horrible circumstances invloving the death of your long lost Uncle’s brothers wife’s father. It was kind of you to ask, and to offer such a intriging bonus (who wouldn’t like an extra $500,000), but I regret that I will not be  able to give you my bank account number so that you can saftely “store” your millions until a later date. 

Thank you once again and I hope all goes well.

Dear X-rated spamer. 

While I appreciate the concern you feel toward my love life, I would kindly like to ask that you no longer take it upon your self to send me those rather shaded website links. 

Although you probably mean well I feel I must inform you of a few minor details which have slipped by you. I know you are very busy and sometimes ”little” details go by unnoticed, but please hear me out. 

# 1 – I am a female. #2- I am a Christian  #3- I like myself just the way I am.  

Sorry to be so upfront about it but I really couldn’t think of another way to put it.  It seems that in your hurry to provide me with a extensive (and it was quite extensive) list of sites that provide various non-family friendly services, you forgot that I personally would prefer not to marry a russian teenage girl, or buy any products that are sold on a site whose name I can’t even type without losing the G-rating of my site, or see any pictures that require a NSFW warning or contain the lovely decription of “nude ______(insert female body part of choice)”, or have any type of dramatic plastic surgury preformed on me by Dr. Love XXX. 

Thanks but no thanks.

It was “lovely” to meet you two but please do not feel that you need to contact me again.

EVER ! ! ! ! !

Crys over at Two Mom’s is having a giveaway !  !  And not just any old giveaway. . a BOOK giveaway!!

I LOVE books. 

About three weeks ago I was going through Twin and my book collection, sorting them by type (childrens, novels, christian, learning, psy, airplane, etc).  Well I only made it through the classics (shakespeare, Tolstoy, Austin and so on) and part of the learning books and the count was in the 100’s. 

Yikes! !

Add to that all the novels we own, Twins vast collection of childrens and aircraft books; she’s a collector of both, my psy, cooking, biographies and general interest books and I’m sure the number doubles.  *I’ll do an accurate count sometime for ya all, since I’m sure your dying to know*

Oh ya did I mention that I just went out and bought another 3 dozen or so more?  HEE HEE HEE, I think I may have a problem. . . . . . .

So anyway if you want to join in the contest click here and sign up.  Quick simple yet very effective.  Hurry though it ends April 21st.

I haven’t read this perticular book yet, but I did go to the authors website and read the first 18 pages.  So far what I read was interesting, the style was great, very unique, (no Ted Dekker, but hey who’s comparing).  Crys finished it and thought it was fabulous.

Hello faithfull readers!  I am back as promised.

So I just checked my stat’s to see what kind of readership I have and to my utter shock March was by far my best month.  I think the numbers actually tripled! ! !  The odd part is that I posted maybe three times in all of March. 

I’m fabulous even without posting ! ! (Although I promise to post regularly from now on)

That reminds me of that new song by Mims, called “This is why I’m hot”,  you know that line that says “i dont gotta rap i can sell a million sayin nothin on a track”.  Well that’s me baby! 

What you say?  You need further proof of my hotness!  Well it just so happens that I have more evidence.

A couple of weeks ago me and Twin were out shopping, a “rare” treat for us. She’s decked out in lovely black jeans, brown high heels, and her pilot’s jacket (*whistle*).  Her tossled hair perfectly complimenting the flawless beauty of her face.

Meanwhile, I’m walking beside her wearing blue jeans, black boots and my famous pink jacket.  My hair is a mess (as usual), and so I have thrown on a lovely dark green hat.

We walk arm in arm through out the mall, going from shop to shop trying on clothes and shoes, looking at books and sipping on a refreshing ice tea lemonade (for me), and a strawberry and cream blended smoothy for her.

We’ve been going strong for a few hours and are now making our way to the theatre to check out the last hollywood offering.  As we turn a corner I notice a young man walking towards us. 

He’s looking at us.

We walk closer, and still he keeps looking.  The gap closes; closer and closer. 

I notice that Twin has noticed him. At the same time, when he’s about 5 feet in front and to the right of us we look at him and smile. 

Taken aback he looks away just in time see he’s about to walk into a planter.  He quickly side steps it, his shoe snags the side and he almost trips catching himself just in time.

We pass by. I look at Twin, she looks at me. We try desperalty to surpress our laughter, it’s embrassing enough that he almost fell, how much more so would it be if he heard us laughing at him. 

We hold it back long enough to quickly step into the theatre.  Instantly we’re splitting our sides laughing, the other movie goers probably thought we were nuts.  And we probably are!

But hey if your gonna be crazy you might as well looking smoking hot ! ! !

Looking back I realise that maybe it had more to do with Twin then me.  But hey, what’s the point in having a Twin if you can’t exploit her strengths.