Archive for July, 2007

It’s 3 am and I’am alone

*Note, this post was written Thursday July 26th, but I was completely internet deprived untill today ! 

As you know me and Crystal left this morning for Chicago.

Now that may sound like a casual statement but in actualitiy it should read, , “At THREE o’clock in the moring someone set TWO sets of alarms to go off simultaneously!!! Creating a noise that can only be described as 1000 angry children scrapping their nails across a chalkboard!”

After I recovered from my mild heart attack (brought on by the aformentioned event), I showered, got dressed, threw my bags in the car, said bye to Twin (I miss you), picked up Crys, and then headed for the open road.

Well, this open road happened to be half-clouded by a wonderful sheet of falling rain, with lovely pools of water placed on the road in such a fashion as to ensure maxium surprise for the driver as either the front or dack tire is jerked from side to side when coming in contact with them.

After about an hour of this we finally made it to the CDN/US border. (please note if you are an American STOP READING). We pull up the window and give the nice man in uniform our i.d’s.

He asks where we’re from, we answer.

He asks where were going, Chicago we say.

He asks why we want to go to Chicago, and we tell him the honest truth, , a blog conference!.

You should have seen his face, you could tell he was trying to surpress a laugh. He then proceeded to ask for PROOF. Because ya that’s exactually the kind of believeable lie any drug dealer or serial kill would us to deceive the US border patrol.

Anyway I produced the required proof and let him check the trunk and then (still trying not to laugh) he bid us good bye. As we drove off Crystal turned around to see Mr. US Border patrol man and his partner have a jolly good laugh!

Americans! !

I’m gonna be a super hero.

Okay so here it is, the final schedule plan for the conference.  I know that you are all dying to know what I’ll be learning about over the weekend.

Learning to type ?  Nope

How to naviagate a computer?  Nope

How to string words together to make scentences? Nope

How to save the world ?  YES, , well almost

Here are the sessions I will be attending:

Day One:

#1  – Self branding & Self Promotion (a.k.a How to become a SUPER HERO)

#2 – The Art of Storytelling with Ree from Pioneer Woman !! (a.k.a Control the masses through the writen word, “The Davinci Code”?? “The Secret”??: proving people will believe anything in print)

 #3 – The Art of Writing Reviews (a.k.a How to make people think like you)

#4– Blogging is more than words (a.k.a super hero’s are more then the color of their tights!)

Day Two:

#5 – The Art of Food Blogging (No food = death, superhero’s don’t do death)

#6 – Blogging a voice for silenced communities (Saving the unseen or unheard a.k.a how to use your super powers to help the less fortunate, , so pretty much everybody. )

#7 - Food Photography (a.k.a saving the world by visually imparting culinary knowledge)

Lunch session with AOL body Fitness coach Jilian Michaels – unfit super hero??? I don’t think so!

Okay so now that I have all the training I need to think up a super awesome super hero name!!     What about “Most amazing fabulous cool crazy girl!”, , to long?  Or “The savior of the world!”, , oh wait doesn’t a certain someone already have that title?  He should probably keep it, personally I think He’s a little more qualified (read: a billion times more qualified). 

So names???? 

What should my blogging super hero name be ??

Chicago here I come !

You may or may not know this but in 2 days me and my sis (not Twin) are packing up the Neon and making the long trek down to Chicago!!!  

Why? 

We’re heading to the windy city to take part in Blogher 2007!  A 2 1/2 day conference for bloggers world wide. (Stop laughing Twin!!)

The conference is held on the beautifull Navy Pier in the  Grand Ballroom and  Lakeview Terrace. 

I’m CRAZY excited!  I love travelling to new places and I love writing and I love learning,  I love family and I love LIFE, so mix those all together and I’m a happy camper, , or ur a happy hoteler !

I’am almost done picking out my sessions and getting the schedules together.  I’ll let you what’s all happening shortly.

ROAD TRIPS RULE!!!!

Overheard giving blood.

I overheard this lovely little exchange the other day when I was giving blood;

Nurse making causal conversation with a patient walking past: “Nice shirt.”

Guy: “Thanks”

*Normal end of conversation

Guy, stops and turns back around: “I got it at the thrift store in the city”

Nurse: (slightly taken back, after all she thought the conversation was over) “Ah, okay”

Guy: “Maybe the reason I went and bought it was so you could think it was nice!”

Nurse: ” Uh hh h, ”

Guy, laughing: ‘Maybe that’s the reereeason,”

Nurse: “Ya, um maybe.”

So at this point the nurse is half-smiling nervously and rapidly trying to finish up on her patient. And being that I am that patient and thus at the end of her hurried movements I’m not feeling very secure. Honestly the last person I want rushing through their duties is the one in charge of pushing a inch and a half long piece of metal into my arm.

About half way through this little exchange I looked up at the nurse, the look on her face was priceless, it took all my strength not to burst out laughing. Who is this guy, and in what universe did he decide this was suitable flirtatious banter, ‘maybe the reason I bought ot was so you’d notice????” or that the middle of a blood drive was the perfect time to flirt with the hot young nurse who just so happened to be placing a needle into another persons median cubital (I in no way had to look that up, no siree I knew that one by heart).